tBlog - Assassain in a bathtub, wrapped with tape...

I had the strangest dream today. I can't even explain it, it was so complicated - more like five dreams in one, but each dream was somehow linked to the other. Now, I get these a lot, but I can't get this one out of my head... It's actually quite comical.

I was sent to kill somebody (but I was actually a man posing as a comedian, hiding in a bathtub whilst wrapping myself in tape) and after the guy I was sent to kill got done gettin' it on with some blonde girl, I popped out of the tub and apologized for my intrusion and ran down the stairs (I was wearing a large black hat along with the masking tape, to conceal my identity).

But the guy followed me, so I pulled out one of my special hand-grenades. It was about an inch tall, made of cloth, and was filled with the same stuff that's in those little SNAP fireworks. Anyway, I lit the end and threw it at the bottom of the stairs (directly in his path) then high-tailed it out of the building (which was actually an art gallery).

I grabbed a woman and her child on the way out, saying I was an assassain and the place was gonna blow any moment. So we started running, (it all happened in slow motion) and the place blew up and all the windows started blowing out. I remember remarking to the woman that the grenade must've been VERY powerful, because the lady that owns the art gallery only uses the toughest, unbreakable glass.

I can't remember all the dream-age in between, but near the end I was getting on the "Jaws" ride at Universal Studios with my dad and some other people, and the people that worked there started trying to pull me off, but I prevailed and rode the ride standing, and then one of the sharks became live and started to ferociously attack me... I think at that point, some F-16s flew over the house and woke me up (the Air & Sea Show is going on this weekend)...

Shark.