Well, both A.E. and Nat have recently posted on their blogs about the death of the English language: namely 12-year-old AOL-ers and fangirls who have to spell everything different because they think it looks cool.
[Example: "I LOVE JONY D3P!11!!!1! HAS SO HOT1!1!11 OMG WTF I WANT 2 MARY HIM AND B TEH MOTHER OF HIS CHILDREN11!1! OMG LOL IF I AVAR MET HIM ID JUST DEI RIGHT THEYRE1!1! LOL HA SHUD DUMP VAENSA AND MARY ME B/C I LOV3 HIM MORE!!!!!!1"]

So I thought I'd give my own gripes on a similar matter.

I'm in an email group for a television show, and a girl whom I'll refer to as "Bertha" recently posted this:

"Well the big question is if L&O TBJ [Law & Order: Trial By Jury] is going to take their time slot what day and time is MI [Medical Investigation] going to be on or are they going to move TBJ to a different day? That is what I am waiting to hear the crossover really helped so I am keeping my fingers crossed but from what I have read they have not been 'picked up' for next year yet but they sure could I guess we will be finding out here soon!
~weatherlover"

That post contains two perfectly good examples of things I hate.

#1. Never-ending sentences without commas that have two or three subjects in them.

#2. Her name is "Bertha." Why does she have to sign with her screename? I mean, do people call her "weatherlover" to her face in every-day life?!

Honestly, what the crap? Okay, first of all, does she not know where the COMMA BUTTON IS? She can at least punctuate the frickin' sentence to make it somewhat understandable.
Anyway, I hope she flunks her grammar test. Today's youth must be taught to WRITE and speak English the way it was meant to be, or else, as my dearest friends have pointed out, the entire English language will die some day.

Oh, and, another thing I hate: WhEn PeOpLe HaVe To TyPe LiKe ThIs!!1!1! WhY mAkE sUcH aN eFfOrT fOr SoMeThInG tHaT lOoKs So InCrEdIbLy StUpId AnD tAkEs AbOuT fOrTy-SeVeN mInUtEs To ReAd?!