Why Nat hates Tom Cruise:

"I hope you can spare an hour as this might take a while...

Tom Cruise is celebrated and famous while being the most talentless, type-cast play-actor in the history of cinema. He's as fake as they come in Hollywood and that is saying alot. He divorced Nicole Kidman while she was pregnant (a pregnancy that took years to happen), shacked up with a duck-faced Spanish actress, and paraded around with her all over the world which I believe contributed to Nicole's subsequent miscarriage. He has basically made the same film 20 times - some hot shot (usually the best at what he does) lawyer/sports agent/fighter pilot/police officer/soldier/motivatio nal speaker/secret agent falls from grace and must overcome enormous obstacles to redeem himself. Yet for some reason the world fawns over him like he's the most handsome and gifted actor of his generation. Every movie I have ever seen him in he is ALWAYS out-shined by his co-stars because, honestly, he just isn't that good - Dustin Hoffman (Rain Man), Cuba Gooding, Jr. (Jerry McGuire), Demi Moore and Jack Nicholson (A Few Good Men), Colin Farrell and Max Von Sidow (Minority Report), Ken Watanabe(The Last Samurai), Jamie Foxx (Collateral). He has a long list of co-stars who get nominated for awards when working with him. Why? Because it takes a really awesome performance to make the seemingly endless glamor shots of Tom Cruise waving his hair and posing add up to a palatable film. Tom Cruise has managed to do the impossible. He makes Richard Gere look like Sir Alec Guinness by comparison and Richard Gere has only ever reminded me of soggy oatmeal.

I could go on, but I have a headache. This email has brought back some bad memories - Far and Away, Legend and The Firm to name a few.

Oh and another reason why I hate Tom Cruise - he crashed my wedding to Rick and had the audacity to fall into a bon-fire completely killing the atmosphere. I mean, burnt Cruise smells like toasted ass."

I must say, I agree with her 100%.