AE: Any idea...what the hell this thing is???


Mal: Good Lord, where'd you find that?!

AE: I lurk in dark places...fungally.

Mal: I always thought you resembled fungus.

AE: Little did you know...I actually am a member of the Fungai!!!
Muahahahahahahaha!!! WE SHALL CONQUER THE EARTH...in tiny, annoying patches...

Mal: What is wrong with you? ......WERE YOU INVOLVED IN THE MOLD THAT GREW ON THE WALL AND TRANSFERED ONTO MY BATH TOWEL??

AE: What's wrong with ME!?!?!?! BAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I'm of the FUNGAI!! We're JUST this WAY! BAHAHA!!!! And, yes, some of my tiny peeps were responsible for the bath towel incident. I knew about it, but why would I compromise our operatives in the field, eh??

Mal: Are you on something??? HOW DARE YOU TOUCH MY TOWEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just for that..... GAMUT!!! Let it be KNOWN that I'm letting you off easy. Much worse things have happened to those who've purposely come into contact with my washcloth.

AE: BA-HAAAAAA!!! LET IT BE KNOWN that by any and all means necessary, our Fungai operatives WILL be on the prowl in bathrooms around the globe...slowly, sloooowly, s l o w l y, taking over, we WILL conquer the WORLD!!!
(Occasionally, I do like flights of fancy...jeez, just go with it! :) )

Mal: THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK!!!!! You surely won't get past my extensive army of.... TILEX!!!!!
Oooookay 'n' stuff, yeah maaan. Hey wait......I know I'm in a field of tall grass somewhere.... or is it all in my head? As I fell asleep and dreamed, I dreamed I was in a Hollywood movie, and that I was the star of the movie. This really blew my mind.............but there I was....

AE: Baaaaaaaaahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahaha ::inhales deeply:: Baaaaaaaaahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahaha Baaaaaaaaahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahaha Baaaaaaaaahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahaha ::shakes head:: Simple, simple humans. You think "Tilex" isn't working for us already? ::snicker:: (And, basically, you're Russell Crowe in Gladiator. Sad but true. Field of tall grass + Hollywood movie + Star = Crowe)

Mal: "...basically, you're Russell Crowe in Gladiator." That is perhaps the worst insult you've ever insulted me with. He's. A. MAN.

AE: OMG! Is this really the time to allow your femininity to be insulted...after all, The Fungai are taking over the WORLD! How about some perspective here!