I was on Google this morning searching for pictures of Owen Wilson that I might not've had - you see, I needed new material, heh. So I did an image search for his name and set the results to show only large pictures (I have a problem doing that. I'm sure I skip a lot of great pictures by doing so, but I don't LIKE little pictures. Give me something to work with!). I had his name in quotes and everything. But do I get photos of Owen Wilson? .....well, maybe two or three (stuff I already had). The rest was all this random CRAP. So I started going from page to page, sifting through all the results, hoping I'd find something. ANYTHING. I then started to laugh, because what the heck?? Here are some of the results for a GIS of "owen wilson":
Now THIS.....this caught my attention. A painting of a large, posh-looking and turned-up-nosed hog...with a ship built into its back. Wow, I mean... are there even words in the English language that can possibly react properly to something like this?!
This...is Crimson Chin. I've no idea who he is, but I do know that he has a very heroic-looking chin and sort of reminds me of Mr. Incredible which in turn reminds me of my Dad............let's not go any farther with this.
Wow, lookit this one!!! It's like a bronz Buddha statue or something with erect nipples and arms held high as if he's being robbed! REACH FOR THE SKY, BUDDHA!! I also notice that his "hands" look like upside-down high-heeled shoes... His face reminds me of something... like some Disney/Pixar animated bug, but my mind is blank and I can't remember which one, exactly.
I think this one speaks for itself. A secret Welsh art of self-defence that requires NO intelligence, strength, or physical courage!!! WTF?!?!! Maybe JoZ knows about this one... JOZ!!! IS THIS WHAT YOU'VE BEEN DOING WHEN YOU CLAIM TO BE TAKING DANCE LESSONS WITH 'DBI'?? There must be a catch...it requires no intelligence whatsoever... I really dig the illustration of the "master". He's like wearing a laced up loincloth with knee-high socks and a pilgrim hat. Oh yes, I'm sure he fears NO man.
My, oh, my. Them's some big tomaters. You just can't help but wonder why a photograph of tomatoes would come up in a search for Owen.
Apparently this is a group called "The Four Freshman". I wonder if they play freeform jazz. Ayn, are you interested? ....Heh.
My gosh. I don't know who this man is, but I'm led to believe that his name is Gill. He has....um....lovely teeth. Yeah... Any takers?? Natsy, this looks like the right one for you. Just look at the--....and thos-....hmm... Well heck, his eyes are nice anyway.
AWWWW, a cute lil ol' T-Rex with a big head and little arms! I want one for the front yard.
Don't mind me, I'm just in a goofy mood. Normally most of this wouldn't have gotten a second glance from me, but I've been awake for like 18 hours and every slight thing seems absolutely hysterical to me right now. Oh, I seem to have forgotten that this post was originally about Owen!! Right-o, then. Well I must say I DID find a couple cute new pictures of him, but nothing that exciting. But I still feel he needs to be included in this, so here's my current favorite picture of him (from Starsky & Hutch):
Ah, I believe that's the end of this insanity. Have a fine day, me ol' chaps!!!
Yeah, Gill has nice eyes. And I want a T-Rex with the big head and little arms all of my own. I'll George him.
posted by: aesav23 (reply)
post date: 04.05.07 (12:15 pm)
Gill's got TEETH! You'd think he'd have . . . gills. :o) Also The Crimson Chin is a character from one of my favorite shows "Fairly Oddparents". It's a great cartoon, and the "star" of the show, Timmy, reads comic books. The Crimson Chin is his favorite hero. Timmy's occasionally CC's side-kick, Cleft. :o)
~ae
Heh, yes. Gills. TEETH!
I was expecting you to somehow know who Crimson chin was!! I'll have to print him out and tell Paddy I've found another superhero that resembles him, HEE.
i hate small pics too but owen wilson makes me gag
posted by: me again (reply)
post date: 04.05.07 (9:43 pm)
p.s we lost your email address dudesky
posted by: drcrotch (reply)
post date: 04.05.07 (9:46 pm)
Reply to: jackie
Holy crap, ain't heard from y'all in a long time! And fine then, more for me! ;o)
My email is pamela_gratz @ yahoo . com (I put the spaces or else Tblog won't post my comment due to spam).
posted by: jackie (reply)
post date: 05.12.07 (6:08 pm)
ok i emailed you bubba STILL WAITING TO HEAR BACK THANKS VERY MUCH FOR IGNORING ME