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Floating dumps, sulphur, and dump types. What more could you want?

02.09.07 (3:39 pm) [edit]

OMG. I'm not sure exactly how this started, but earlier today, I mentioned by email to a few friends that I noticed how floating dumps tended to smell ten times worse than normal dumps, and I also wondered why dumps smelled differently in public restrooms. I wasn't expecting what I got in response. An IN DEPTH SCIENTIFIC ANALYZATION OF THE MATTER. Thanks to my dear Nat - however I shouldn't have expected anything less. Here is what she concluded.

"They have more sulphur in them and therefore float and smell worse.

They smell different in public bathrooms because of the commercial strength cleaners used in public restroom and also the surrounding surfaces - usually wall to floor to ceiling tiling and chrome/stainless steel. There's less to absorb smells in public restrooms, while at home we've got potpourri and all kinds of little things with towels etc. Plus, the cubicle provides you with tighter quarters, forcing you to deal with the smell.

... or something more technical and impressive sounding ..."

She then found and sent us this link. "Apparently, there is a classification system for crap."

Wow. Awesome. I wish I could've been so cool as to invent something like that. Oh and sorry if anybody finds this blog offensive, but I have no qualms to speak about dumps in public. In fact I think the world would be a better place if we could all be this open with each other on the subject. I mean really, it's just a dump. And there's 7 types of dumps, YEAH!!

posted by: darwyn (reply)
post date: 02.09.07 (1:36 pm)

"Sausage shaped but lumpy" - how could anyone say that with a straight face?

posted by: dustyjumpwings (reply)
post date: 02.09.07 (1:39 pm)

Reply to: darwyn

LMAO. I know?? What made somebody want to make a scientific CHART about POOP TYPES? They had to have been laughing the entire time. If they weren't, wow. They sure take crap seriously.

posted by: JoolieWoolie (reply)
post date: 02.16.07 (3:54 am)

I'm just thrilled to learn all this, and Nat, shame on you! Joolie xx

posted by: dustyjumpwings (reply)
post date: 02.18.07 (10:36 am)

Reply to: JoolieWoolie

Not that you'd care to know this but I just took a combination of a Type 4 and a Type 6. LOL.

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