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12.02.06 (3:22 am)   [edit]
Okay, here's the thing.....Prancing Patrick has known this woman from the gym for yeeeeeeeears; I'll refer to her as "Lynne". She and Paddy talk every now and then (he has ZERO interest in her, just to set that straight), and she called him a couple or few weeks ago.

She asked him if he'd accompany her to a friend's wedding as her escort. He said "all right" at first, but she said, "Wait a minute. Let me tell you about it before you say 'yes'." So he was like....ooooookay. She told him she'd be wearing a red, backless, really short dress. He was like, "....okay....do you...want me to pin a corsage to your back?" He then asked what he should wear, and she asked if he had a suit and told him that would be fine - whatever he wanted to wear. So he was like, "All right, that's okay with me, I'll go if you want me to." But she said, "Wait. Don't say 'yes' yet... Wait until I tell you about the wedding itself."

............It's going to be a fetish wedding. There'll be scantily clad people there, semi-nude people, leather, thongs, whips and chains, etc. The bride is going to be wearing a slinky red dress with see-through white fabric over her private areas...who knows what the groom will be wearing.

Paddy was just sitting there drop-jawed. He finally said something like, "Well [Lynne], I'm flattered that you've asked me, but I'm sorry, there's no way I'm going to go to something like that." And she was all, "Oh okay, that's fine, I just thought I'd ask...blah blah blah." Okay, seriously, she's known Paddy for years. Did she actually think he would be INTO that kinda thing?!?!?!!! He is quite obviously not that type of person - it's easy to tell that even if you have only met him five minutes ago. At some point in the conversation, she even asked him if he knew how to crack a WHIP. Wow.

So anyway, that brings me to the point of this post. I was ordering Paddy some gifts online for Christmas last night, and I decided to buy him a whip as a joke. LOL. I found a lovely, black, leather, 6-foot-long one on eBay for not even $8.00, total. It's a Western one, so, after I give it to him and have my kicks, I'll probably end up hanging it on the wall in here or something (I know he won't want to keep it himself, heh!). If any relatives or friends of Paddy's are reading this, DON'T TELL HIM I'VE DONE THIS!! I can hardly wait to see the look on his face when he opens it...I'll definitely have the camera ready.
 


posted by: aesav23 (reply)
post date: 12.02.06 (12:35 am)

I bet I know who "Lynne" is. :o) Still. Wow. He's just . . . not the type.

Yes, I am up late.



posted by: dustyjumpwings (reply)
post date: 12.02.06 (12:38 am)

Reply to: aesav23

Holy crap, you night owl! And no, I've never spoken of her before. I'll tell you who she is in an email :D



posted by: Kelly (reply)
post date: 12.02.06 (2:20 am)

That is some weird crap at that wedding! o_O

Maybe you could hang the whip on the wall, with a picture of Indiana Jones, that'd be cool :)



posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 12.02.06 (9:11 am)

Reply to: Kelly
Yeah, I was thinking this post would be related to Indie too. You just need a beat up hat to hang beside the whip.

LET'S NOT GIVE UP HOPE.



posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 12.02.06 (9:13 am)

Well, it seems to me that "Lynne" knew your Dad would have major issues with the wedding because she didn't accept his affirmative answer right away. Sounds to me like she just wanted to share the fact or may be brag that she actually knew farked up people like that. Well, you know, given the bride's proclivities, I guess we should be glad she's not wearing white.



posted by: dustyjumpwings (reply)
post date: 12.03.06 (1:43 pm)

Reply to: Kelly

That might be a good idea!! with a picture of him, or an old fedora or something. I kept thinking of him as I was writing this!!



posted by: dustyjumpwings (reply)
post date: 12.03.06 (1:45 pm)

Reply to: dangerkitty

Maybe, I dunno. If she knew him THAT well, she'd have never brought it up! She wanted to take us out to lunch a couple weekends ago, but she never called back. Maybe she's ashamed of it, LOL.



posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 12.03.06 (1:52 pm)

Reply to: dustyjumpwings
Crotch, Mal. Crotch.



posted by: monika (reply)
post date: 02.07.07 (10:46 pm)

ey wey la neta estas bn kulero la pelikula de un anoche en el muceo donde salistes salistes bn mamon no seasasi porfas tan bn k em kais

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