The indecision of my bowels


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The indecision of my bowels
03.19.06 (2:09 pm)   [edit]
I am having an all-too-unhappy time. I ate something last night that didn't sit with me well, therefore my stomach is terribly upset and giving me sharp pains. Although, on the other hand, I seem to be very constipated and cannot get anything out in order to provide relief to the upsettédness. So it's all just sitting there gurgling in its own state of euphoria, taunting me and trying to act as if my suffering has not been noticed.

I do not know if it was the BBQ'd wings, interesting tater salad, or the runnier-than-normal key lime pie... Luckily for me, thanks to Josée's birthday gift, I now have new reading material for the doubtless hours I'll be spending in the "watercloset" today!

on the can
 


posted by: PiccadillyCommando (reply)
post date: 03.19.06 (9:16 am)

*EW!* and EMU! - sorry about the chicken's wings but Huzzah for the book of short stories!!!!!!



posted by: dustyjumpwings (reply)
post date: 03.19.06 (9:46 am)

Reply to: PiccadillyCommando

HAA well don't be sorry about the wings, they sure was FIIIINE!! I'm not sure it's them though because Tom's wings have never done anything to me before..?

And did you ever think the book would go to a different use? *wink wink*



posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 03.19.06 (10:11 am)

I suspect that it was the tater salad. If it wasn't kept refridgerated that could explain your current problems.

Some castor oil will just wash all that out of you.



posted by: dustyjumpwings (reply)
post date: 03.19.06 (10:23 am)

Reply to: dangerkitty

It was ice cold when we ate it, but I'm not sure where it had been before that. Dad had upset stomach too, which makes me narrow it down to the pie (since the wings never did it to us before, and he didn't have any of the salad). He said he thought the pie was "strange" or something... he had some for breakfast, turned his nose up at it and threw the rest away!

Castor oil? Eeeps. Or epsom salts... it's not yet that drastic though, hopefully it doesn't come to that!



posted by: dustyjumpwings (reply)
post date: 03.19.06 (11:12 am)

GOOD NEWS!!!!!!!! GOOOOOOOD NEWWWWWWS!!

I have released the dam.



posted by: aesav23 (reply)
post date: 03.19.06 (11:47 am)

Well, con-crap-ulations!! :o)



posted by: Michael (reply)
post date: 03.22.06 (7:36 am)

(something in a way like Buford T. Justice would put it)"Looks like we got ourselves a bunch of so-called Comodians here boys!"



posted by: dustyjumpwings (reply)
post date: 03.22.06 (5:21 pm)

Reply to: aesav23

Thank you kindly!! :D



posted by: dustyjumpwings (reply)
post date: 03.22.06 (5:24 pm)

Reply to: Michael

"What we're deeealing with here.... is a comPLETE lack of respect for the lawww."

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