Nat recently gave A.E. an analysis of what her "type" of men are, so I asked her to do one of me:
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"A Man Analysis? Wow... that just about says it right there. Mal needs a man to analyze her.
No but seriously, Mal has a clearly defined type for someone so young. It takes most of us until we hit our late 20's to realize what we find yummy in a mate.
First off, hair is important. No really. Think about it. All the Van Zants, the various incarnations of Rickey Medlocke, Johnny Depp, Bo Bice... Mal likes men with shoulder-length to butt-wiping long hair. Lack of hair can be a curse. Witness the sharp decline in Scott Grimes stock when he shaved his head.
Love be a villain! If he's a German sniper, a man behind a black metal mask and hoodie with matching cape, or a middle-aged dude with four mechanical arms sticking out of his back, Mal will fall for him and make him a wallpaper or two for good measure.
Blackfeet, Inuit, Comanche, Lakota, Cherokee... Mal loves her men Native and proud. So there you have it, Long-haired Native with Villainous Streak."
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The villains she speaks of are the likes of the Green Goblin, Doc Ock, Doctor Doom, Darth Vader, and the T-1000. We'll also include Batman (as Christian Bale thank-you-very-much), the Terminator, and Wolverine. Although they're good guys, they're still bad boys.
There's also way too many Indians to list (not including Rickey). The majority of them are actors in Last of the Mohicans, Into The West, Dances With Wolves, and Dreamkeeper.
All of that said, here's the men I'm in love with at the moment, Rickey being first and foremost on that list. Obviously, this is my type. I must also mention that they're all Southern...
posted by: darwyn (reply)
post date: 08.22.05 (3:52 am)
Bill: Here's your type!
posted by: aesav23 (reply)
post date: 08.22.05 (6:15 am)
Holy crap...when you put 'em all together like that? They look...really similar.