Apparently I'm well-known for my weapons, tanks, and other assorted stuff that's stashed underneath my bed. Here's part of a conversation A.E. sent me that took place a few months ago between her and another friend, Sarah. Most or all of the assorted names herein are characters from HBO's Band Of Brothers.

A.E.: ::grabs one of Mal's tanks, prepares for battle::

Sarah: Not one of her tanks! Anything but Mal's weaponary!

A.E.: The scope and bredth of Mal's weaponry knows no bounds!
A.E.: I shall TRIUMPH!!!

Sarah: I know, what that girl keeps under her bed never ceases to amaze me.
Sarah: *pouts* Shall not.
Sarah: *Grabs da Bull*

A.E.: She's got tanks, planes, dinosaurs, clones!!!!
A.E.: Oh yeah??

Sarah: I love the clones.

A.E.: ::grabs Wild Bill, and One Lung::
A.E.: We're so gonna win this one.

Sarah: I got DA BULL.

A.E.: An Indian tracker and a Wild man against one Bull?
A.E.: No way!

Sarah: Not just one Bull, THE BULL!!!
Sarah: Plus Shifty.

A.E.: Hey, no fair having two!

Sarah: HEY YOU!!!
Sarah: You have two! *pokes out tongue*

A.E.: Okay, then...I get Hoob's "mighty fine" shootin' arm.

Sarah: Well, well, I get Martin (he's a cutie).

A.E.: Huff! Then I get Winters' leadership, Nixon's mental capacity (he's hot)
A.E.: and Popeye Wynn...just...because...

Sarah: I already got Winters so there!
Sarah: And everyone!!!

A.E.: Noooooo!
A.E.: You didn't call them! So there!

Sarah: Yeees!
Sarah: I did too, you just didn't hear!!

A.E.: DIBS!!!!

Sarah: I dibbed them first!

A.E.: I have Mal's ultra-super-sonic hearing device...you didn't say anything!

Sarah: I have her super dooper sneaky talking device!

A.E.: But the talking device is always trumped by the listening device because it was developed by NASA scientists first and has had a more rapidly expanding technology. You can trust me on this...
A.E.: I win!

Sarah: Nope, Mal developed the sneaky talking device, which was developed in her super dooper labratory, which is even BETTER than NASA!

A.E.: Well, Mal's super-dooper labratory was infiltrated by a group of young NASA scientists who were able to steal her technology and develope them further in their extra-super-dooper laboratory!!!!!!!!!

Sarah: Well Mal stole all her technology back and surrounded her extra EXTRA super dooper labratory with Easy Company men to protect all her new, even better super amazing technology!!

A.E.: However, little did she know, those Easy Company men were merely clones made by, and controlled by, NASA, who was then able to re-infiltrate her laboratory, from which they then constructed an impenatrable extra-INCREDIBLE-stupendo us-super-dooper laboratory which were surrounded by the real Easy Co. men, from which the clones were made, and make a technology so advanced that even the super-brain power of Mal's best machine is unable to break through!!

Sarah: Except her SUPER SECRET DOOPER WEAPON, controlled by the REAL Wild Bill himself! Which blew up the extra incredible stupendous super dooper labratory!

A.E.: But, little did anyone know, the real Wild Bill passed this technology and weaponry on to me at the community dinner, so it is, now, in fact in my hands...therefore, I WIN!!!

Sarah: Which, in fact was the fake technology and weaponry that Mal gave him, so SHE has the real stuff!

A.E.: Which, in fact, was the fake technology that NASA gave to Mal so she'd only think she had the real stuff!

Sarah: Which was only the fake, fake technology, which Mal had hidden under her bed all the time

A.E.: And, as we both know, some things are best left under Mal's bed and not to be discussed.