The summer storms are here! AMEN! It has been so hot lately. My local weather says it's only been in the upper 80's, but my thermometer read over 100° yesterday, and that's in the shade. We've been having at least 90% humidity, so much that when you walk outside, it feels as if you're hitting a wall. You could cut it with a knife. I hate summer, but it's the storms that make it bearable, maybe even worthwhile.
There's nothing like sitting at your computer in the afternoon, then having the pants scared off you by the loudest thunder you've ever heard. It sorta sneaks up on you... And when you walk outside, there's a huge, low-hanging dark cloud coming towards you. These awesome storms form out over the Everglades, and when they hit us, they can last for hours. Something else I love about the storms is the trees - I think it looks so awesome to see an almost-black storm cloud, with bright green trees in front of it. There's just something about the contrast of it. Not just in the colors, but with seeing a big, pretty green tree, peacefully swaying in the wind, with this giant, evil-looking, tornadic storm coming up behind it...
There's also the smell. Since the storms form over either the Everglades or the ocean, it usually smells like a combination of salt water, sulfur, and freshly cut grass. Ohhh, ohhh, that smell....
I'll leave you with a cute little story I read in a magazine yesterday: A father and mother were going to church with their three-year-old daughter one Sunday morning, and it was really stormy outside. There were some puddles in the car-port near the van, and the little girl said to her father, "Dad, watch out for that pile of rain".
This made me laugh to no end. I mean I had a total screechy laughing fit that lasted like 8 minutes. Last night I bombarded A.E. with a whole slew of Bo Bice pictures, including the two below.
Well, I logged in to my email this morning and found the following reply:
"I like the first one (yellow shirt/smiling) the best. The second one...well, he kinda looks like you. I don't know how to describe it. I don't mean you're manish, or that he's girlie...you just...match?? The good news is that, if you two were together, you'd look like you fit. Ahem. ~ae"
I kept going back to read it again and it made me laugh even more. What makes it funnier is that I totally understand her and even feel .....complimented?! Heh.
Here's a little something probably none of my friends know about me: I adore Bob Ross. His program, The Joy of Painting, used to be on PBS every afternoon, and I'd watch him after I had finished my homework or while I ate lunch. It made me want to paint so bad, so I tried, and the results were.... less than satisfactory. He made everything look so easy! It baffled me how he'd create such a masterpiece so quickly!
He'd paint an entire field with trees, a split-rail fence, a dirt road, and an old little barn, within a half hour. I couldn't even do grass. What makes it more amazing is that he never even had any formal artistic training, he was self-taught. He'd paint "happy little trees" and "happy little clouds" and "pretty little mountains". Then he would cleanse his brush in paint thinner and "beat the devil out of it".
He inspired my mother too, although her artistic talents were much better than mine. She bought a little easel, a wooden case for all her Bob Ross brand paints and brushes, and sat right down with a Bob Ross tutorial and painted it perfectly. Here's an example of her work.
I only recently found out that he was from Daytona Beach, Florida, not even 250 miles from where I live. I remember he also loved animals, and would rescue injured squirrels and baby birds he'd find near his home. He sometimes even brought one of his animals on the show with him. I always loved the squirrels. They'd crawl all over his shoulders and he'd talk to them while he painted. I was very saddened when Mr. Ross died of lymphoma in 1995. I still miss him very much, and my PBS station rarely airs his program any more, if ever. Another childhood memory I'll never forget.
My father has already gone to bed, and I'm on the computer chatting with Tree. All is quiet. Then all of the sudden, -BANG- -KABLAM- -CRASH- and the sound of curses being mumbled.
I come out of the room and am greeted by the site of Dad standing on the couch, peering into the air conditioner, then hitting it every so often. I just stand there and watch for a bit, before inquiring "What the crap are you doing??"
He stares at me for a moment, before glaring at the air conditioner again. He finally replies, "It's... making a.... rattling noise. I can't sleep, I can't stand it." Now, I'm incredulous because I can't even hear it, how is he hearing this?? Especially being such a heavy sleeper! I swear he can sleep with the TV on, or with me blasting music in the other room; why is this bothering him? He even runs outside and starts punching the thing from out there (it's a large window unit).
I finally just shake my head and go to tell Tree about it. She busts up laughing and tells me to go take pictures, so, after taking weeks to develope the film and overcome procrastination in order to scan them, here are the results. Mind you, it's 2AM, his eyes are bloodshot, hair is a mess, and he's... not happy.
I had been looking for these drawings a couple weeks ago and couldn't find them. It turns out, they were less than four feet away from where I'm currently sitting, stacked neatly on a shelf..... Anyway.
I drew both of these about 5+ years ago. I haven't drawn anything in a long time, so I doubt I could ever do anything close to these, nowadays. I got the idea for the first one from the fighting raptor scene on The Lost World: Jurassic Park. The second one is a "portrait" I drew of a model dinosaur I have... Click to enlarge!
My friend Bruce, who owns a huge site dedicated to Lynyrd Skynyrd, Southern rock, and all things Southern, called Down South Jukin', has a new CD in the works. The planned title of the new project is "Southern Alliance - Heroes", and all profits from the sale of the CD will go to the Helping Our Heroes Foundation.
The CD will be a compilation of new songs written and performed by Southern Rock Heroes to help our injured and disabled war Heroes, and is going to be produced by George McCorkle, of Marshall Tucker Band fame. I'm not sure who else is on board yet, but I bet the Jimmie Van Zant Band and the Saturday Night Special Band very well might contribute.
More info will be available in the weeks ahead. I'll keep you updated, and, I'm proud to announce that I've been asked to create the album art.
I took a load of pictures at the Lynyrd Skynyrd concert on March 12 that I went to at Universal Studios, but we were so far back, and it was at night, so only a couple photos are remotely distinguishable.
Both are of Rickey Medlocke and Gary Rossington - the second one is actually a picture of their image on a giant movie screen.
Annnnnnnnd, one of me, on one of the best nights of my life. I had to cut Dad out of the photo because... he didn't look too good. We'd been walking around Universal and going on rides all day long, not to mention standing in one spot for three hours, so he looked a bit..... tired. He looked drunk too, but he always looks drunk when he's tired...